WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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