i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Randomize
