Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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