I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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