hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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