What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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