my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
this just has baby written all over it
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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