Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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