She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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