Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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