sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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