just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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