Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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