We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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