did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
