If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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