38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
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I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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