so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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