what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
kristin has been a bad kristin
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
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So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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