She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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