i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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