how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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