Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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