Fine. I'll sleep in my office
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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