I murdered the dance floor call the cops
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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