im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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