I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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