The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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