Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
