so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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