do herpes really smell.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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