Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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