why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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