xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
