PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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