ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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