i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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