she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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