Christians are straight up FREAKS
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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