the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
why is half of my head shaved?
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