i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
