The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Where did you get a picture of my penis
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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