I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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