Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
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I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
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Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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