"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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