if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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