Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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