You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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