I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I think your dad took our porno
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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