He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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