I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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