ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Holy shit dude........stairs
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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