After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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