Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
should my penis look like a turkey
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
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I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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