So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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