let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
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im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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