how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
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Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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