I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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