i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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